I am hugely proud of my readers and commenters, whose work now puts mine to shame.
Amongst many of the posters now, I will pick a couple of specifics :-
Ecojon expertly analysing the business case of SevcoGers;
mick on the trail of Piegate, and on to BDO, Duff & Phelps and the BBC;
and today Peter who, through some outstanding work has been able to locate Mr Green’s “to do” list.
I have not asked if there was any phone hacking or computer interception, but I am sure the papers were acquired fairly…..
Let’s see what Mr Green has on his list….
My “To Do” List by Charles Green – 20th July
1. Get SFA Approval
a. Clean up Investors – transfer their holdings into respectable companies / names. Is your wife fit and proper ?
b. Avoid embargo
c. Spread Football Debts over 120 easy payments
d. Make a big deal over stripping titles – but who gives a sh*t
e. Keep Regan guessing – he’s on the rack- – send Ali and Malcie to confuse him
2. Calm Down Investors
a. This hasn’t worked out as we hoped but there is still £50m in here – just need to feed the golden goose
b. Get some short term cash out of them
3. Stop the Cash Haemorrhage
a. Sell expensive old lags ASAP – see 2b
b. get youngsters into taking shares in lieu of cash
c. threaten council over rates etc
d. review Ali’s pie allowance
4. Start the Cash Flow
a. Silence Bomber Brown – dig dirt – photos in Celtic shirt etc
b. Sell 250 more season tickets
c. Get sponsorship: Ocean Finance ? Wonga ? Cash Converters ?
5. Plan E for Exit
a. Follow up with Tesco, Morrisons, NCP etc
b. Line up D&P as Administrators for Sevco
c. Deploy cunning disguise
d. Join CW in Monaco
6. Remember shopping
c. 1,000 National Lottery tickets
d. 5 scratchcards
e. reserve advance copy of new book by Phil Mac Giolla Bhain (in case I get any hints about how to get out of this mess)
Posted by Peter